1. |
Joy
00:10
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2. |
QT 2020 Opener
00:09
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3. |
I.A.M.S.O.O.H.U.N.G.R.Y.
00:30
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I.M.S.O.O.H.U.N.G.R.Y.
So you know what that means...
I.M.S.O.O.H.U.N.G.R.Y.
So you know what that means...
I had a big breakfast
I had a huge lunch
Shouldn’t be hungry, just need a lil something
I get some snacks, then sit down
More snack, then sit down
More snacks, then site down
More snacks, then sleep
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4. |
I wanna go outside
02:33
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Verse 1
I would to know where are you going
The government said to stay inside
You already went out yesterday for exercise
I live by the window and need some answers from you
Bridge 1
You are not an essential worker
——so don’t you lie to me
Got your wine delivered on last thurs afternoon
And the only person on the block able to get an instacart time slot
I miss alll my friends
Do you understand
Chorus
I wanna go outside
So why don’t you stay at home
I wanna go outside
Why can’t you just comply
I wanna go outside
I miss shopping in the store for shoes
Can you just STAY HOME?
Verse 2
It’s like the days are just getting longer
I’m missing the rays from all the sunny days
Y’all up there making too much noise——
Like there is a party going on
I will drop a dime with 311
Bridge 2
Everyday at 7pm you don’t even applause
To top it off you don’t even wear a mask or gloves
Lemme pop on Cuomo to see all
The latest news
Don’t waste my time with that DC Twitter dude
Chorus again
Adlibs
Ooo outside
Just comply
Wanna go ouuutttsideee
Ugggh stay homeeeeee
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5. |
Downstairs Neighbor
01:38
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Have you ever been a downstairs neighbor at 2am
And start hearing echos of the CrossFit in your dreams
Have you then ever heard
some form of toss and fetch game with a dog
Have you ever
Have you ever
Have you ever been asleep
Been asleep so sound
Like the deepest sleep that could ever be found
Only to be ripped awake by what sounds like an earthquake
You’d give anything o to go back to sleep
At that moment you knew that you had to start the day
Cause there was no way, you could get back to sleep
Have you ever......been a downstairs neighbor
Stay home so everyone can get back on their regular schedule
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6. |
I need a new oven
01:38
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I ain’t got much money
Since quarantine been
Cooking most my meals
and It’s clear to me
That my oven ‘s letting me down
The temperature I wonder
the numbers on dial rubbed away
I need a new one yeah
I need it in my life
don’t wanna pressure my AMEX limits
So I hope this Lowe’s credit card goes through
I need a new Oven
I want one with at least 6 ranges
I need a new Oven
With a window, range hood
Runs on gas, self cleaning, convection
oven yeah
so I don’t have to guess the temperature no moreeeeeeee
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7. |
Always gotta be that one
01:38
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Please don’t make a scene
I know you feel us staring at you
why this playa sceamin ?
The rest us just trying to Get some groceries
Why is this real. I gotta be extra
Cause he’s actin like
——-a stereotype
Played my part, held my tongue
To prove we are not a monolith
Why there always gotta be one
Gotta be one to cause a scene
Gotta be one that’s acts surprised that’s me
Gotta be one who said look I was right - the uncle in the corner
Gotta be someday when we can live up to Martin’s dream
Gotta be the a little part that grieves
Cause part of me knows it will always be this way
Gotta believe a change will come
But until then there will always beeee that one
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8. |
Waving
00:56
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I’m over sitting inside
It’s literally driving me insane (insane)
I’m gonna walk outside (outside)
—Freely until someone comes within 6 feet of me
Imma text when I get to your street
So much I wanna tell youuuuuu
But We still social distancing
So Waving is all I‘ ll do
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9. |
Lately Rona
02:08
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Verse 1
Lately my hunger has me feenin’
I go to my fridge, no food to find
I want to stay inside but grocery shopping
—crossed my mind
Bridge
I’m a New Yorker Sheltering in Place and
Cuomo said I need covers on my face now
I don’t wanna go outside
Cause that Rona is too Sly
So it may be time to instacart
But there is never a time slot
All these coupon codes to try instacart
Oooo yeeeaahhhh I have searched reddit still no answers
Cause one pack of ketchup is all I’ve got
Key change ending
Lately my hunger has me feenin’
(Don’t)
(Lately my hunger has me feenin’)
(Don’t)
Lately my hunger has me feenin’
Stay Hommmmeee
(Spoken)
Imma order delivery
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10. |
Back Inside
02:42
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Back Inside
Parody of Baby, One more time
By Britney Spears
Into
It’s getting crazy (2x)
Verse 1
It’s getting crazy
How were we supposed to know
The pandemic would still be going
Now outside’s open
And even with all the vaccine data
Some are still hesitating
Bridge
Given our country’s history
With things like forced sterilization
To Tuskegee, I understand
Chorus
Eviction moratoriums lifting
Stimmy checks only 3 and a half keys
We shipping vaccines to other countries
3rd wave on the rise
Are we bout to be back inside?
I dunno, Cuomo, I dunno
Breakdown
Since all this started
Over 600,000 Americans have died
Got capitol hill Making the virus political
So 46 tryin’ to unite the aisles
While 45 securing the base
Billionaires going to space
PPP Loan Fraud
Scientists becoming enemies of the state
We bout to be back inside
Chorus
Been so long since I’ve seen my family
Using Zoom for everything
Mask up, 3ft, 6 ft
CDC Changing the guidelines?
we bout to be back inside
Outro
So Wear a mask
—or don’t wear a mask
It's above me now
If you can try to get the vaccine
I’ve seen all the signs
——stocked up on supplies
We bout to be back inside
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Táhlia Audrí New York, New York
Táhlia Audrí is a trained improviser, writer, and performer. She expresses through sketch, improv, and musical comedy. In this picture, she is thinking about candy.
