Verse 1
I would to know where are you going
The government said to stay inside
You already went out yesterday for exercise
I live by the window and need some answers from you
Bridge 1
You are not an essential worker
——so don’t you lie to me
Got your wine delivered on last thurs afternoon
And the only person on the block able to get an instacart time slot
I miss alll my friends
Do you understand
Chorus
I wanna go outside
So why don’t you stay at home
I wanna go outside
Why can’t you just comply
I wanna go outside
I miss shopping in the store for shoes
Can you just STAY HOME?
Verse 2
It’s like the days are just getting longer
I’m missing the rays from all the sunny days
Y’all up there making too much noise——
Like there is a party going on
I will drop a dime with 311
Bridge 2
Everyday at 7pm you don’t even applause
To top it off you don’t even wear a mask or gloves
Lemme pop on Cuomo to see all
The latest news
Don’t waste my time with that DC Twitter dude
Chorus again
Adlibs
Ooo outside
Just comply
Wanna go ouuutttsideee
Ugggh stay homeeeeee
Táhlia Audrí is a trained improviser, writer, and performer. She expresses through sketch, improv, and musical comedy. In this picture, she is thinking about candy.
