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'Weighted Blanket' is a Parody of 'Please Come Home for Christmas'
It was recorded live on December 22, 2018 at The Peoples Improv Theatre in New York CIty
lyrics
Now That it's Winter, I'm sure you've heard the news
It's cuffing season, once again
Everybody's Boo'd up and all of your friends
Are posting couple pictures on Facebook and Instagram
So when you feel that cold wind blow in the night
and you start to think of numbers that you deleted
Please don't call them
Please don't DM them
'Cause you will regret it by New Years Night
Remember, when you just couldn't wait for it to be over?
And now you are thinking of taking them back
That ain't nothing but a little dab of Macy's cologne my dear
Don't get caught up in old flames dimming your interpretation of the past
So when you start to feel a little lonely
This Christmas present will last all year long
Get yourself a weighted blanket
Get yourself a weighted blanket
Keep your mind clear, It's like a hug for your whole body
Talking part
Get you a weighted blanket
Keep your mind clear
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Táhlia Audrí is a trained improviser, writer, and performer. She expresses through sketch, improv, and musical comedy. In this picture, she is thinking about candy.
