Where's my Check? (Parody)

by Táhlia Audrí

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lyrics

I auditioned 5 times

Said this show gonna launch me

Only for the job to go to my friend who looks like me

Been booking commercials

My Mom’s friend said she saw me

I need more SAG work, for my SAG eligibility

Got academy award dreams

Red carpet swag bag fantasies

Dear ghost of Hattie McDaniel,

What am I gonna do

Been writing at night

Performing as much as I can

Still work my 9-5

Cause the hustle runs deep within me

So with that

Where’s my check

(This was shot 3 months ago)

Where’s my check

(They took out insurance for the set insurance)

Where’s my check

I need paper to fund all these dreams

Where’s my check

(My residual is 3 cents)

Where’s my check

Where’s my check

I be running to that mailbox like where it at tho

credits

released June 8, 2019
Tahlia Robinson

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about

Táhlia Audrí New York, New York

Táhlia Audrí is a trained improviser, writer, and performer. She expresses through sketch, improv, and musical comedy. In this picture, she is thinking about candy.